Ebic Ladism

E🅱ic Ladism is a meme religion created by Sylvaneth72, Bendo and Sparkmeister101. It follows a trimurti of sorts, with the following deities representing aspects of Christianity, but they're inside jokes.

Branches of Ebic Ladism

-         Billsons – Worships Bill more than the other two gods

-         Gabites – Worships Gabe more than the other two gods

-         Chuckltarians – Worships Chucklenuts more than the other two gods

-         Ebic Lad – Someone who does not have a branch yet and has just joined Ebic Ladism.

-         Liberal – Belives that the holy book’s stories are metaphors for guidance in real life, and didn’t actually happen.

-         Mematics – Here for the memes.

-         Disciplites – Follows the ways of the disciples, and praises all around them.

-         Fwaffactional – The waffle faction of Ebic Ladism that worships Belgian, an avatar of Gabe. This faction follows the holy food of Waffles and praises its tastiness. They eat waffles for breakfast every weekend morning.

-         Circamous – Worships all gods the same and follows a wide range of branches in Ebic Ladism.

Prefixion

Prefixion is the process of taking a branch of Ladism and prefixing it to another branch. For example, Liberal Billson would mean that you were a Billson that thought the stories were all advice and metaphors for things to do in everyday life.

 Gabe 

Gabe is the highest deity of Ebic Ladism. He originated from the hit 2011 game Minecraft, as a pufferfish that Liv (Big, Big, Big Peppa Fan) dubbed “Gabe”. He was praised and later became the god of Ebic Ladism, as suggested by Bendo.

Gabe has one singular avatar named “Belgian”. Belgian is the praised deity of the Fwaffaction, and she is also the founder of Lwaffanguage (Waffle Lanuage). Belgian is the goddess of waffles, the holy food of Ladism itself, and she is also substituted for Gabe in the Hwaffoly Bwaffook, the Fwaffaction’s holy book.

 Bill 

Bill is the “Son” of Gabe, rather representing Jesus. Bill is the essence of human perfection, and is worshipped as such. He originated from when Bendo crudely drew a stick man and dubbed him “Bill”. He was again suggested as a Jesus substitute by Bendo.

 Chucklenuts 

Chucklenuts hails from TF2, a game made by Valve. He was decided to be the Holy Spirit after a suggestion from Sylvaneth72, as the original Holy Spirit was Discord's Wumpus. Chucklenuts is a squirrel with a bandana tied around his neck, the colour of this bandana changes depending on the team the user is on in a TF2 game.

 Rites of Passage 

1.     Join the Discord – Marks the beginning of being part of Ebic Ladism. The future Lad is given a roles from MEE6, Keeper of Roles, and they begin their journey to the High Heavens.

2.     Faction Indoctrination – Welcomes you into the faction(s) of your choice. The ritual is different for each faction.

3.     Waynes World – Marks the beginning of your teenage years, usually occurs once the subject is of 13 years old.

4.     18th Birthday – Marks the shift from teenage years to adulthood, a time where the Ebic Lad starts to make large life decisions and start sustaining themselves. The 18th Birthday shall be celebrated however the subject wishes it to be, and it must be an enjoyable event to ensure a life of happiness ahead.

5.     The 34th Birthday – One of the most important rites of passage, as it marks that you have 420 months until you turn 69. The time between being 34 and 69 should be spent in a joyful, fulfilling way, where the subject maintains a healthy lifestyle and the job they are in.

6.     Death – Marks your travel into the High Heavens, where the subject spends the rest of their days in peace and harmony. Or, if they have been particularly malicious or hurtful, they work off their sins in Gabe’s Basement, which is located below the High Heavens, but above Earth in the Spectral Plane.

 Holidays 

The holidays in Ebic Ladism aren’t to replace the holidays that the Lad may wish to celebrate. It must be noted that Lads respect all religions and their beliefs, and if the Lad wants to mix and match holidays from different religions, then they may.

1.     Billmas – Replaces Christmas in the sense that literally everything is the same, it’s just called Billmas instead of Christmas (December 25th)

2.     Chuckleday – Marks when Chucklenuts was added to Team Fortress 2 (December 20th)

3.     Restivity Day – A day for Lads of all factions to relax and take some time to care for themselves (July 18th)

 The Disciples 

1.      Scunt – The Scout from the hit game Team Fortress Two, but he’s more annoying than the regular one.

2.      Dave Miller – From Dayshift at Freddy’s, but I’m sure you knew that, Old Sport.

3.      Perry the Platypus – From Phineas and Ferb

4.      Demoknight – The Demoman from the hit game Team Fortress Two, but he only uses his sword.

5.      Peter Griffin – Hey Louis, I’m in a meme-based religion.

6.      Lolzhax – From Freddy In Space 2.

7.      Builderman – CALLING ALL ROBLOX GAMERS…

8.      Thirst man – The thirst.

9.      Elon Musk – The main man himself.

10.  Danny DeVito – The Trashman.

11.  Steve – From Minecraft. What a guy.

12.  Uganda Knuckles – Do you know the way?

 Uniform 

Ebic Lads of all genders must wear 5 items of clothing:

-         A two-piece suit

-         A tie, colour choice of the Lad in question

-         A pufferfish icon sewn into their tie.

If the pufferfish icon is not available, some sign that they are a Lad (like a stick man on their tie or an orange shirt under their suit) would be sufficient. These items of clothing are solely used to pay respect to the gods, and to identify fellow lads. However, if at school or a work place with strict wardrobe rules, the icon/alternative icon would be fine.

 Trivia 

-         Waffles and Milk is considered the food of Gods, and is widely eaten at Rites of Passage to show respect and support for the Lad in question.

-         Brazil is considered a Holy Place.

-         The Reef is a place of worship, many lads will eventually go here some day and feel the Spirit of Gabe emanating within their soul.

-         Lads can also worship near any body of water.

E🅱ic Ladism has a dedicated Minecraft Realm, Terraria World and Discord Server at time of writing. The server has developed Ebic Language over time.